If every scar takes its place, then I'll never live freely without your trace.

My mother went for massage. You know, those, I dont know how they rub then will have bruises one?

Me : Wah. Who hit you?
Mum : I went for massage la.
Me : No really. You tell me who hit you. You tell me. Tell me, I go whack that person.
Mum : You got strength not.....
Me : Wah. You havent seen the people who kena me before...
Mum : Huh. Is it? Mm si bai ka, jiu si chair meh huh? (not leg broken means blind huh)
Me : HANAR. Wahlao. I'm my father's daughter leh.
Mum : Your father cannot fight one luh. But no one can out talk him one. He can psycho you until.....
Me : Wah. No wonder my tongue so sharp. Got you and got him. Tsk.
Mum : Ya luh. Good one all you take. Then mei mei leh?
Me : Stupid lor.
Mum : -slaps me-
Me : What?! Really wat. Wahlao. I in school, only I bully people, dont have people bully me one lor. Then mei mei go school kena whack one leh! WAHLAO. Throw face.
Mum : -GLARES-

Ohwells. Cant blame me for being so wonderful. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But really what! I really can cut you with my tongue. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? Tsk.

Ok, I better bathe soon. Mer is going to kill me.